New Pelican record is streaming on their myspace page. In the words of Jesus, "This band can do no wrong." Jesus didn't really say that. It's actually just my opinion. Well not really an opinion, it's more of a fact.
Why can't everybody in the world be vegan so I can have pancakes at Denny's like a normal, overweight, southern human being.
I tried to watch West Side Story today and I made it through 24 minutes before I had to gag the semen out of my mouth from all the homo erotic jargin. Don't get me wrong, I love homosexual's just not the one's who act like straight people acting homosexual.
In other words I hate musicals. Except Cannibal: The Musical. Now that is a fucking movie.
"Stop looking at me swan!"
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