Bad News for Minors

I will not be gracing you with my presence at this years The Fest in Gainesville, FL. They have recently posted the schedule for the three-day weekend getaway, in which all of the venues except the 1982 bar are 18+ or 21+. With all due respect to the people in charge of The Fest 8: Fuck you and your rules. At least I have Torche to look forward to in November. Wait...what? The Torche show is 18+ also!? Why couldn't I have popped out a year early? I do plan on going to see Pelican in December in Atlanta if anyone else in interested, unless they make that 18+, too. Let's hope not.