Friday, October 2, 2009

Failure. Well, kind of.

I managed to only get a solitary zipper hand sewn onto designated pocket material today. And in even more of a surprise, it took me nearly 90 minutes to do so. I doubt it had anything to do with my crafting abilities. My reasoning is that I was blaring Trash Talk's discography through a massive system composed of all the guitar and bass cabinets in the house, which in turn led to my eventual moshing, and the distraction of my tasks at hand. Maybe tomorrow I will teach myself how to set up and use a sewing machine. I feel this would give me a significant edge on time.

In other news, Offsides will be embarking on a Florida tour Thanksgiving week complete with awesome music, sweaty guys, sweaty gals, delicious vegan treats, and even more delicious memories. A rough schedule can be seen here: http://weareoffsides.blogspot.com/2009/10/update.html

After I failed at one of the most easiest tasks known to man, my brother, who wishes to remain nameless, locked his keys in the van today while socializing at Dunkin Donuts and sneaking in a few non-vegan pastries. He gave me a ring, and begged me to come to his rescue with a set of van keys and perspiration from the bike journey there. What did I get in return you ask? A hug, and a kiss from my closest friend and pal, and $10 added to my monthly $50 reimbursement from certain classified, band related, business transactions.

In conclusion, if you were able to make it through the excruciating minutia of my description of today's events, I award you with this video.

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