Failure and Boredom

Today was just like any other day. Woke up, drank some coffee. Did some schoolwork. Then I proceeded in riding my bicycle to orange city, to pass the time. I ended up at Goodwill for the third time in four days. I found a Will Ferrel shirt with "More Cowbell" on the front, and Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger. I rode around to the back to scour the dumpster for something, and realized I left my sunglasses in the dressing room! So, I went back, and luckily they we still there. I then rode over to Publix and checked their dumpsters for anything special. I found nothing, so I went to Hospice Thrift Store in the K-Mart plaza. Found an Alien Workshop trucker hat, and a Danny Devito/Judge Reinhold movie which looks hilarious. I met up unexpectedly with my brother Matt, and we ate at Taco Bell. Then I headed home, and almost got hit by 4 cars on the way.

My sexy bike Julia:



My Florida State Seminoles Tank-Top was soaked in sweat and man odor, so I threw it in the drier for a few minutes. I decided to make some homemade Seitan with a BBQ recipe I found on the internet. I didn't have gluten flour, so I just used regular flour, and it turned out really soft. I put it in the fridge for 15 minutes, and it was still really soggy, so I threw it away. What a failure.

Listened to the Big Rats demo(myspace.com/bigratsfl) until my dad came home and told me to turn it off. He is now making drunk chicken. That's where you take a whole chicken, set it on top of a beer can (preferably Coors) and grill it until the chicken is done and the beer has evaporated into the chicken. TASTY!!!!



Spirituality: The last refuge for a failed human being. It's just another way of disguising yourself from who you really are.
- G.C.